I promise I have so many things to write and talk about however my brain is absolutely drained from work today. Drained as in if you asked me to recount what I did five minutes ago, I wouldn’t be able to tell you. (I mean I don’t have a good memory anyway so I’m pretty sure on any given day that still would happen but you don’t know that now, do you? Well now you do).
But anyways I was so unmotivated to write about anything that required thought and/or research that I searched aimlessly (one time) on the all mighty and knowing interwebs to see if I could cheat and get motivation from elsewhere. I’m not proud to admit it but my utter lack of motivation and/or creativity led me here:
But still, nothing. I really am sorry to let all four of you down but today will have to be a short and
sweet simple run down of my day. Like literally a list. Emphasis on short. On another day I will do a day in the life with commentary but today is not that day. BUT it will include pictures of Gunner (black lab) in it at the end so if you are not a total socio AND psychopath and like animals, continue reading to see an adorable dog on a run (or just scroll till you get to pictures).
8:00 am: Woke up. Rolled around a few times willing Monday to go away. When time travel was unsuccessful I got up moaned at Kate and walked the dogs.
8:30 am: Coffee. Don’t talk to me.
Every second between 8:30-9:00 am: Coffee. Don’t talk to me.
9:00 am: Work begins with a BANG. Emails, messages, follow ups, projects, statuses, meetings and so forth. Well hello there Monday, you asshole. Throw in the fact that they are currently cutting down trees (because a tree fell on a unit and took out a balcony and our main water heater along with uprooting our main gas line during the crazy storms but all I can think of is the movie Ferngully) at our condo complex and using noisy chainsaws and this day is already shaping up to be real fucking swell.
9:30 am: First Meeting.
9:30 – 10:30 am: Review shit.
10:30 am: Make toast and almond butter.
12:00 pm – 1:00 pm: Meeting.
1:30 pm: Make two eggs over easy and toast.
2:30-3:30 pm: Meeting.
3:30 – 4:00 pm: Meeting.
4:00 – 4:30 pm: YOU GUESSED IT. Meeting.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. (I had to sing it twice to get the right amount of “works.”)
5:30 pm: Go on a run with Gunner on our trails. We smell four other dog butts, see lots of birds, chase some squirrels and make it back before dusk.
6:30 pm: Work again and send out the final emails.
7:30 pm: Kate gets home and brings dinner so BYYYYE WORK!
8:00 pm: Shower.
9:00 pm: Write these words right now. Literally right now (it’s now 9:02).
9:15 pm: Watch Girls with Kate.
9:45 pm: Walk dogs.
It’s a crazy life I lead. I know you’re jealous. I will be more motivated tomorrow (maybe, maybe if Kate gives me back massage. Especially if Kate gives me a back massage). But until then, here are some pictures to get you through.